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'Dad, Dad, come quickly!
Mother's fighting a horrible twelve-foot monster with two heads and three arms!'
'Don't worry about it, son. I'm sure the monster can look after itself.' |
What do sea monsters
have for dinner?
Fish and ships. |
An enormous monster
with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop.
'Quick!' shouted the tailor to his assistant. 'Hide the "Free Alterations"
sign!' |
| Monster graffiti: SAY
IT WITH FLOWERS - GIVE HER A TRIFFID. |
What is big and hairy
and hangs on the line?
A drip-dry monster. |
What's big and hairy
and goes 'beep beep'?
A monster in a traffic jam. |
How do monsters like
their shepherd's pie?
Made with real shepherds. |
What is a monster's
favourite society?
The Consumers' Association. |
How can you tell if
a monster has a glass eye?
When it comes out in conversation. |
Do you know the story
about the body-snatchers?
Well, I won't tell you. You might get carried away. |
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