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What do you get if you
cross a monster with a pig?
Large pork chops. |
What do you get if you
cross a monster with peanut butter?
A monster that sticks to the roof of your mouth. |
What's green, seven
feet tall, and mopes in the corner?
The Incredible Sulk. |
What's green and wrinkled?
The Incredible Sulk's granny. |
What do you get if you
cross a monster with a kangaroo?
Big holes across Australia. |
What is big, slimy and
ugly - and very blue?
A monster holding its breath. |
What do you get if you
cross a monster with a pigeon?
Lots of very worried pedestrians. |
What do you get if you
cross a monster with a skunk?
A big, ugly smell! |
If you saw 9 monsters
outside Woolworth's with blue socks and one monster outside Boots with red socks,
what
would that prove?
That 9 out of 10 monsters wear blue socks. |
SLIMY MONSTER: What
would I have to give you to get a little kiss?
BEAUTIFUL GIRL: Chloroform. |
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