Monster munch - what and who monsters eat

Monster Munch

Why did the monster walk over the hill?
It was too much bother to walk under it.

Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper.
Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet - I've only got three pairs of hands.

FIRST MONSTER: We had burglars last night.
SECOND MONSTER: Oh, did you?
FIRST MONSTER: Well, it made a change from slime on toast.

What sort of soup do monsters like?
One with plenty of body in it.

MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.

MICKEY MONSTER: Look Mum, I've brought a friend home for lunch.
MOTHER MONSTER: Good! Well, shove him in the oven.

MONSTER TO DAUGHTER: You know, you really should be looking for an edible young bachelor.

What eats its victims two by two?
Noah's shark.

Father monster: Johnny, don't make faces at that man.
I've told you before not to play with your food.

Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir?
Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.

Monster Munch

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