 |
Oddball
Monster Jokes |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
What kind of monster
can sit on the end of your finger?
The bogeyman. |
What can a monster do
that you can't do?
Count up to 25 on his fingers. |
Why did the monster
cross the road?
He wanted to know what it was like to be a chicken. |
What do you give a monster
with big feet?
Big flippers. |
How do you know when
there's a monster under your bed?
Your nose touches the ceiling. |
How do you know if there's
a monster inyour bed?
By the "m" on his pajamas. |
What do monsters play
when they are in the bus?
Squash. |
How do you get six monsters
in a biscuit tin?
Take the biscuits out first. |
What's the difference
between a monster and a fly?
Quite a lot really. |
Who won the Monster
Beauty Contest?
No one. |
|
Oddball
Monster Jokes |
|
|
|
|
