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What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?
The bogeyman.
What can a monster do that you can't do?
Count up to 25 on his fingers.
Why did the monster cross the road?
He wanted to know what it was like to be a chicken.
What do you give a monster with big feet?
Big flippers.
How do you know when there's a monster under your bed?
Your nose touches the ceiling.
How do you know if there's a monster inyour bed?
By the "m" on his pajamas.
What do monsters play when they are in the bus?
Squash.
How do you get six monsters in a biscuit tin?
Take the biscuits out first.
What's the difference between a monster and a fly?
Quite a lot really.
Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?
No one.
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