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What happened when the
nasty monster went shoplifting?
He stole a free sample. |
What happened when the
nasty monster stole a pig?
The pig squealed to the police. |
What happened when the
big, black monster became a chimney sweep?
He started a grime wave. |
What do you call a huge,
ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?
Anything you like - he can't hear you. |
How do you know if a
monster is musical?
He's got a flat head. |
What do you call a mammoth
who conducts an orchestra?
Tuskanini. |
What aftershave do monsters
wear?
Brute. |
How can you tell if
a monster hays a glass eye?
Because it comes out in conversation. |
What did one of the
monster's eyes say to the other?
Between us is something that smells. |
What happened when a
monster fell in love with a grand piano.
He said, "Darling, you've got lovely teeth." |
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