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Why did the monster
cross the road?
He wanted some chicken for his tea. |
How do you talk to a
giant?
Use big words. |
How do you know that
there's a monster in your bath?
You can't get the shower curtain closed. |
Why couldn't Swamp Thing
go to the party?
Because he was bogged down in his work. |
What happened when the
monster fell down a well?
He kicked the bucket. |
How did the world's
tallest monster become short overnight?
Someone stole all his money. |
How do you greet a three-headed
monster?
Hello, hello, hello. |
Why was the monster
standing on his head?
He was turning things over in his mind. |
What happened when the
monster stole a bottle of perfume?
He was convicted of fragrancy. |
What should you do if
a monster runs through your front door?
Run through the back door. |
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