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How do you address a
monster?
Very politely. |
Why did the monster
knit herself three socks?
Because she grew another foot. |
What is the best way
to get rid of a demon?
Exorcise a lot. |
What's a devil's picket
line called?
A demon-stration. |
What is the demons'
favorite TV sit-com?
Fiends. |
Why do demons and ghouls
get on so well?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend. |
What do you call a demon
who slurps his food?
A goblin. |
What do foreign devils
speak?
Devil Dutch. |
A little demon came
running into the house saying "Mom, Dad's fallen on the bonfire!"
Mom said, "Great, we'll have a barbecue." |
What did the little
demon do when he bought a house?
He called it Gnome Sweet Gnome. |
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