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What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a pint of beer?
Light ale.
Why was the glow-worm unhappy?
Because her children were not very bright.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you!
What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot in your apple.
What did one maggot say to another?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a joint like this?
What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python?
A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?
He has a blue light.
When should you stop for a glow-worm?
When he has a red light.
Why are glow-worms good to carry in your bag?
They can lighten your load.
What's yellow, wiggly and dangerous?
A maggot with a bad attitude.
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