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Slimies,
Creepies & Reptile Jokes |
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What do you get if you
cross a toad with a mist?
Kermit the Fog. |
What do you call a girl
with a frog on her head?
Lily. |
How did the toad die?
It simply croaked. |
What is a cloak?
The mating call of a Chinese toad? |
What's the weakest animal
in the world?
A toad. He will croak if you touch him. |
Where do toads leave
their coats and hats?
In the croakroom. |
What is green and tough?
A toad with a machine gun. |
What's white on the
outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog. |
What happens if you
eat a hot frog?
You croak in no time. |
What is the chameleon's
motto?
A change is as good as a rest. |
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