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Did you hear about the
stupid woodworm?
He was found in a brick. |
| Did you hear about the
glow-worm that didn't know if it was coming or glowing? |
| Did you hear about the
beautiful ancient Greek termite that lunched a thousand ships? |
A woman walked into
a pet shop and said, "I'd like a frog for my son."
"Sorry madam," said the shopkeeper. "We don't do part-exchange." |
Slug: What happened?
Snail: Not sure, it all went so fast. |
What did the witch say
to the ugly toad?
I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it! |
What were the only creatures
not to go into the ark in pairs?
Maggots. They went in an apple. |
What do you get if you
cross a frog with a decathlete?
Someone who pole-vaults without a pole. |
1st witch: I like your
toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face.
2nd witch: It's because he's a hoptimist. |
Spook: Should you eat
spiders and slugs and zombie slime on an empty stomach?
Witch: No, you should eat them on a plate. |
Witch: I'd like a new
frog, please.
Pet Shop Assistant: But you bought one only yesterday. What happened?
Witch: It Kermit-ted suicide. |
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