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Creepies & Reptile Jokes |
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What did the snake say
-to the cornered rat?
Hiss is the end of the line mate! |
What do snakes have
on their bath towels?
Hiss and Hers. |
What do you call a snake
that informs the police?
A grass-snake. |
What did the python
say to the viper?
I've got a crush on you. |
What did the mommy snake
say to the crying baby snake?
"Stop crying and viper your nose." |
What's the best thing
about deadly snakes?
They've got poisonality. |
What's the snakes' favorite
dance?
The mamba. |
What's the snakes' second
favorite dance?
The shuffle. |
What do you get if you
cross two snakes with a magic spell?
Addercadabra and abradacobra. |
What did one snake say
when the other snake asked him the time?
Don't asp me! |
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