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What do you give a sick
snake?
Asp-rin. |
What would you get if
you crossed a newborn snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa. |
What kind of letters
did the snake get from his admirers?
Fang mail. |
What's long and green
and goes hith?
A snake with a lisp. |
Why did some snakes
disobey Noah when he told them to go forth and multiply?
They couldn't - they were adders. |
Which snakes are found
on cars?
Windshield vipers. |
What's the definition
of a nervous breakdown?
A chameleon on a tartan rug. |
What kind of tiles can't
you stick on the wall?
Rep-tiles. |
What do you call a rich
frog?
A gold-blooded reptile. |
What kind of bull doesn't
have horns?
A bullfrog. |
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