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Creepies & Reptile Jokes |
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What jumps up and down
in front of a car?
Froglights. |
Where does a ten-tonne
frog sleep?
Anywhere it wants to! |
When is a car like a
frog?
When it's being toad. |
What did one frog say.to
the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies! |
What did the bus conductor
say to the frog?
Hop on. |
What do you say to a
hitch-hiking frog?
Hop in! |
Why did the toad become
a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog-horn. |
What do you call a frog
who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy. |
Why do frogs have webbed
feet?
To stamp out forest fires. |
What is a frog's favorite
dance?
The Lindy Hop. |
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