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Slimies,
Creepies & Reptile Jokes |
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What do frogs sit on?
Toadstools. |
What happens to illegally
parked frogs?
They get toad away. |
What do you say if you
meet a toad?
Wart's new? |
Why did the lizard go
on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales. |
What's green and can
jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccoughs. |
What did the croaking
frog say to his friend?
I think I've got a person in my throat. |
What's green and goes
round and round at 60 miles an hour?
A frog in a liquidizer. |
What is yellow and goes
round and round at 60 miles an hour?
A mouldy frog in a liquidizer. |
Why was the frog down-in-the-mouth?
He was un-hoppy. |
Why is a frog luckier
than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time - a cat only croaks nine times. |
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