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What do you get when
you cross a werewolf with a drip-dry suit?
A wash-and-werewolf. |
What happened when the
werewolf chewed a bone for an hour?
When he got up he only had three legs. |
What do you call a werewolf
with no legs?
Anything you like - he can't chase you. |
How do you know that
a werewolf's been in the fridge?
There are paw prints in the butter. |
How do you know that
two werewolves have been in the fridge?
There are two sets of paw prints in the butter. |
What does it mean if
there is a werewolf in your fridge in the morning?
You had some party last night! |
Did you hear about the
comedian who entertained at a werewolves' party?
He had them howling in the aisles. |
Did you hear about the
sick werewolf?
He lost his voice but it's howl right now. |
Werewolf: Doctor, doctor,
thank you so much for curing me.
Doctor: So you don't think you're a werewolf any more?
Werewolf: Absolutely not, I'm quite clear now - see my nose is nice and cold. |
What happened when the
werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks. |
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