Bigfoot, Abominable Snowman & Yeti Jokes
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Why shouldn't you dance with a yeti?
Because if it trod on you you might get flat feet.
What do you call a yeti in a phone box?
Stuck.
How did the yeti feel when he had flu?
Abominable.
What do yetis eat on top of Everest?
High Tea.
What kind of man doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?
An Abominable Snowman.
Why was the Abominable Snowman's dog called Frost?
Because Frost bites.
What do Abominable Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
Where do Abominable Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.
What did one Abominable Snowman say to the other?
I'm afraid I just don't believe in people.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favorite book?
War and Frozen Peas.
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