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How do gossipy hamburgers
spend their time?
They chew the fat. |
How do the Rolling Stones
like their burgers?
Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard! |
How do they prevent
crime in hamburger country?
With burger alarms! |
How do we know burgers
love young people?
They're pro-teen! |
How do we know hamburgers
have high IQ's?
They 'loin' fast! |
How do we know that
hamburgers love classic music?
They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall! |
How do you insult a
hamburger patty?
Call it a meatball! |
How do you make a cheeseburger
sad?
Make it with blue cheese! |
How do you make a hamburger
green?
Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one! |
How do you make a hamburger
smile?
Pickle it gently! |
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