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Why aren't burgers the
least bit scared of Halloween?
They're used to people 'goblin' them! |
Why aren't burgers too
good at basketball?
Too many turnovers! |
Why can any hamburger
run the mile in under four minutes?
Because it's a FAST food! |
Why did Henry Winkler,
who started the first drive-in fast-food operation, have to shut down?
He ran out of funz! |
Why did the pro football
player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?
He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl! |
Why did the vampire
go crazy at Burger King?
He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion. |
Why do burgers laugh
when you surround them with pickles?
Who knows - maybe they're picklish! |
Why do burgers run the
gauntlet?
To test their meattle! |
Why do hamburgers act
brilliantly on stage?
They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime! |
Why do hamburgers feel
sad at barbecues?
They get to meet their old flames! |
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