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What did they call it
when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?
Rink injustice! |
What did they do to
the burger who thought he was a rooster?
Cook-a-doodle-do! |
What did they say about
the burger who went skiing for the first time?
How the meaty have fallen! |
What did they tell the
burger who enlisted in the Army?
You've got no beef, soldier! |
What do burgers think
when they are surrounded by gherkins?
They think they are in a pickle. |
What do hamburger workers
say on Monday morning?
Well, it's back to the old grind! |
What do meatballs say
about mystery stories?
The pot thickens! |
What do some burger
eaters have?
A Hardee appetite! |
What do some people
have against cheeseburgers?
They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!' |
What do they call a
meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land?
A MEATing of the minds! |
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