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What kind of a pitch
did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?
A fastball - a sizzler. |
What kind of baseball
do burgers play?
Ketchup baseball! |
What kind of company
is a 24 hours hamburger joint?
Fry-by-night! |
What kind of girl does
a hamburger like?
Any girl named Patty! |
What old-time song is
the burgers' favourite?
'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson! |
What song do burgers
sing on the job?
Gristle While You Work! |
What system do they
teach in Hamburger High's math courses?
The meatric system, silly! |
What's the one food
that goes over almost as well as burgers in Transylvania?
Fang-furters! (sometimes neck-wurst) |
When can you count on
a hamburger in an emergency?
When the chips are down! |
When do burgers quit
their jobs?
The day they decide to meat LOAF! |
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