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When do hamburgers most
enjoy watching TV?
During PRIME time! |
When does a hamburger
wear a look like a smile button?
When somebody says, 'Well done'! |
When the crooked hamburger
took it on the 'lamb', where did it go?
Oh, 'ewe' know! |
Where can a burger get
a great night's sleep?
On a bed of lettuce! |
Where did the burgers
go after their wedding?
On a bun-eymoon! |
Where do the burgers
go on New Year's Eve?
To a meat ball! |
Where does a burger
feel at home?
On the range! |
Where does a burger
go on vacation?
The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley! |
Where is home to a burger?
Any old cow town! |
Which baseball team
is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?
The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine! |
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