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Burger
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Which burger has four
legs, whiskers and a tail?
A cat-burger! (burglar) |
Which burger is famous
for a long nose?
Cyrano de Burgerac! |
Which burgers are dishonest?
Cat-burgers! (burglars) |
Which burgers can tell
your fortune?
Medium burgers! |
Which burgers love to
act?
Ham-burgers! |
Which cheeseburger makes
a big hit in baseball?
A double! |
Which dances do the
burgers do best?
The burger-loo and the char char! |
Which is the meat patties'
least favourite day of the week?
Fry-day! |
Which meatballs get
a little tipsy on occasion?
The POTTED ones! |
Which of our meaty friends
are into astrology?
Those that are born under the sign of the Ham! |
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