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Which Opera is about
our meaty friends?
The Barbecue of Seville! |
Which people do the
burgers hate?
The ones who are always putting the bite on them! |
Which player do the
meat patties root for in pro football?
Chris Hanburger of the Washington Redskins! |
Which political discussions
between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?
The SALT talks! |
Which singer's records
do they play at hamburger joints in Transylvania?
Fang Sinatra. |
Which type of comedy
leaves a hamburger cold?
BITING humour! |
Who are the hamburgers
favourite people?
Vegetarians! |
Who can beat any burger
at golf?
Any LINKS sausage! |
Who can you always rely
on in Burger Land during an emergency?
Hamburger helpers! |
Who do hamburgers love
on TV?
Archie Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead! |
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