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Christmas Dinner Jokes !

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Noah: I thought we had two turkeys when we left ?
Mrs Noah: Well it is Christmas !

Why is a turkey a fashionable bird ?
Because he always appears well dressed for dinner !

What disasters could happen if you dropped the Christmas turkey ?
The downfall of Turkey, the breakup of China and the otherthrow of Greece !

Why is a guitar like a turkey being made ready for the oven ?
Because they are both plucked !

How do you make an apple puff ?
Chase it down the road !

What do you call a man with jelly in one ear and custard and cake in the other ?
A trifle deaf !

How do you start a jelly race ?
Get set !

Whats bread ?
Raw toast !

Whats brown and sneaks around the kitchen ?
Mince spies !

Where do turkeys go when they die ?
To oven !

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