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When did Caesar
reign ?
I
didn't know he reigned.
Of course
he did, didn't they hail him ? |
1st Roman
Soldier: What is the time ?
2nd
Roman Soldier: XX past VII ! |
Why did the
Romans build straight roads ?
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend
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Teacher: Who
can tell me where Hadrians Wall is ?
Pupil:
I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss ! |
Teacher: When
was Rome built ?
Pupil: At night.
Teacher: Why did you say that ?
Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day ! |
What did Caesar
say to Cleopatra ?
Toga-ether
we can rule the world ! |
What happened
when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth
he had ?
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads
the slave had ! |
Why were the
early days of history called the dark ages ?
Because
there were so many knights !
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Why did Arthur
have a round table ?
So no one could corner him ! |
Who invented
King Arthur's round table ?
Sir
Circumference ! |
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