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What was King
Arthur's favourite game ?
Knights
and crosses ! |
Why did the
knight run about shouting for a tin opneder ?
He
had a bee in his suit of armour ! |
What was Camelot
?
A place where people parked their camels ! |
What was Camelot
famous for ?
It's
knight life ! |
When a knight
in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave
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Rust in peace ! |
When were
King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?
When
they had lots of sleepless knights ! |
How did the
Vikings send secret messages ?
By norse code ! |
What English
King invented the fireplace ?
Alfred
the grate !
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What famous
chiropodist ruled England ?
William the Corn-cutter! |
Who invented
fractions ?
Henry
the 1/8th ! |
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