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Where did knights learn
to kill dragons ?
At
knight school ! |
How did Vikings communicate
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By
norse code ! |
What is a forum ?
Two-um plus two-um ! |
How did Columbus's
men sleep on their ships ?
With
their eyes shut ! |
What did Napoleon become
when he was 41 years old ?
A year older on his birthday ! |
Who gave the Liberty
Bell to Philadelphia ?
Must
have been a duck family
A duck family ?
Didn't you say there was a quack in it ! |
Why aren't you doing
very well in history ?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened
before I was born! |
Why did the pioneers
cross the country in covered wagons ?
Because
they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !
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You've failed history
again !
Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones ! |
Why was George Washington
buried at Mount Vernon ?
Because
he was dead ! |
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