I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: "Good grief, where are your feet?"
I must have left them in bed !
From:sharafud@brainy1.ie-eg.com
Once a man went to a resturant
and ordered an egg. When it was
brought he didn't liked it so
he informed the waiter that the egg was bad.
C
ame the reply:
"I don't lay egg sir I just lay
table !"
From: Janet
