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Romantic
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Why do you
want to be buried at sea ?
To stop my wife dancing on my grave ! |
What do cannibals
do at a wedding
?
Toast
the bride and groom ! |
I wonder what
happened to that dumb blonde I went out with.
I dyed my hair ! |
How that we
are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring.
Of
course. What's your phone number ? |
My girlfriend
has beautiful long hair all down her back.
What a pity its not on her head ! |
I can marry
anyone I please.
But
you don't please anyone ! |
Boss: Why
do you want time off next week ?
Employee: To get married
Boss: What stupid woman would marry you ?
Employee: Your daughter ! |
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If Miss Piggy
married Mr Back she'd be Piggy Back |
Have you noticed
how many girls don't want to get married these days
No, how do you know
I've asked all of them ! |
The girl I
marry will have to be able to take a joke
That's
the only kind your going to get ! |
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Romantic
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