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Waiter
Jokes !
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Waiter, there is a
fly in my soup !
What
do you expect for 50p, a beetle ? |
Waiter, there is a
flea in my soup !
Well
tell him to hop it ! |
Waiter, there is a
fly in my soup !
Yes sir, he's committed insecticide |
Waiter, there is a
slug in my salad !
I'm
sorry sir, I didn't realise you where a vegetarian ! |
Waiter, there's a fly
in my custard !
I'll fetch him a spoon sir ! |
Waiter, there is a
cockroach on my steak !
They
don't seem to care what they eat do they sir ! |
Waiter, there is a
maggot in my soup !
Don't worry sir, he won't last long in there ! |
Waiter, there is a
spider drowning in my soup !
It hardly
looks deep enough to drown in sir !
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Waiter, there is a
slug in my salad !
Sorry madam, no pets allowed ! |
Waiter, there is a
wasp in my pudding !
So that's
where they go in winter ! |
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Waiter
Jokes !
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