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Waiter Jokes !
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Waiter, whats this spider doing in my alphabet soup!
Probably trying to read sir !
Waiter, there is a beetle in my soup !
Sorry sir, we're out of flies today !
Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup !
Don't worry sir, they don't eat much !
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !
Yes sir, it's the heat that kills them !
Waiter, there is a fly in the butter !
Yes sir, it's a butterfly!
Waiter, there is fly in my soup !
Don't worry I'll call the animal sanctuary !
Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup !
Yes sir, and I'm sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !
Waiter, there are two flies in my soup !
That's alright sir, have the extra one on me !
Waiter, what is this spider doing in my soup !
Drowning by the look of it sir !
Waiter, there is a spider in my salad !
Yes sir, the chef is using Webb lettuce today!
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