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Waiter
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Waiter, there is a
fly in my soup !
Hold
on sir, I'll get the fly spray ! |
Waiter, could I have
the steak please
With
pleaseure sir.
No with fries please
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Waiter, I can't eat
this meat, it's crawling with maggots !
Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as
it goes by ! |
Waiter, there is a
dead fly in my soup !
Oh no,
who will look after his family ! |
Waiter, what is this
cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ?
Skiing sir ! |
Waiter, there is fly
in my soup !
Don't
worry madam, go ahead and eat it, there are plenty more ! |
Waiter, there is a
dead fly swimming in my soup !
Don't be silly, dead flies can't swim ! |
Waiter, there are two
flies in my soup !
That's
alright sir, have the extra one on me !
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Waiter, there is a
fly in my bean soup !
Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a
bean ! |
Waiter, there is a
slug in my salad !
Shhh,
or everyone will want one ! |
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Waiter
Jokes !
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