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Waiter
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Waiter, what is bug
doing in my salad ?
Trying
to find it's way out sir ! |
Waiter, what is this
creepy-crawly doing in my salad?
Not
him again, he's in here every night ! |
Waiter, what's this
bug doing waltzing around my table !
It's the band, sir, they are playing his tune ! |
Waiter, there is a
dead fly in my soup !
No its
not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one ! |
Waiter, there is a
frog in my soup !
Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him ! |
Waiter, why is there
a fly in my ice cream ?
Perhaps
he likes winter sports ! |
Waiter, can you get
rid of this fly in my starter !
I can't do that sir, he's not had his main course yet ! |
Waiter, what is this
bug doing on my wives shoulder!
I don't
know - friendly thing isn't he !
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Waiter, there is a
fly in my soup !
Just you wait until you see the main course ! |
Sir you haven't touched
your custard.
I'm
just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline ! |
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