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How did the big mountain know that the little mountain was fibbing?
Because it was only a bluff.
How do birds stop themselves in the air?
With air brakes.
How do rabbits keep their fur neat?
They use a harebrush (hairbrush).
How do you know that bees are happy?
Because they hum while they work.
If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?
An umbrella.
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
None. Roosters don't lay eggs.
If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing?
There is no smoke from an electric train!
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left?
None, because they were all copycats.
If we breathe oxygen in the daytime, what do we breathe at night?
Nitrogen.
If you throw a pumpkin in the air, what comes down?
Squash.
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