|What is the difference between an oak tree and a tight shoe?
One makes acorns, the other makes corns ache.
|What is the difference between lightning and electricity?
We pay for electricity.
|What is the dirtiest word in the world?
|What is the snappiest snake?
A garter snake.
|What kind of fish performs operations?
A sturgeon (surgeon).
|What kind of horse comes from Pennsylvania?
A filly (Philly).
|What kind of leopard has red spots?
A leopard with measles.
|What kind of person is fed up with people?
|What kind of pigeon sits down a lot?
A stool pigeon.
|What sea creature has to have a good reason for doing anything?
A porpoise (purpose).