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Who
has the strongest fingers in the world?
A miser because he is always pinching pennies. |
Who
is the biggest liar in the world?
A rodeo man, because he is always trying to throw the bull. |
Who
is the fattest female phantom?
The ghostess with the mostest. |
Who
is the most musical grandfather you could have?
One who fiddles with his beard. |
Who
is the strongest thief?
A shoplifter. |
Who
was the biggest thief in history?
Atlas, because he held up the whole world. |
Who
was the strongest man in the Bible?
Jonah. Even the whale couldn't keep him down. |
Who
wears the smallest hat?
A narrow-minded person. |
Why
did the farmer think he was the strongest man in the world?
Because he raised a 600 pound pig. |
Why
is a hot dog the best dog?
Because it doesn't bite the hand that fends it but feeds the
one that bites it. |
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