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If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first?
The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).
If a man were born in Greece, raised in Spain, came to America, and died in San Francisco, what is he?
Dead.
If cows talked all at once, what would they say?
Nothing. Cows can't talk.
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn't raining.
If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut?
Because silence is golden.
On what kind of ships do students study?
Scholarships.
Spell "pound" in two letters.
Lb.
What always comes into a house through the keyhole?
A key.
What animal doesn't believe anything?
Sheep. They always say, "Bah! Bah!"
What animal makes the most of its food?
The giraffe. It makes a little go a long way.
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