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Why
do firemen wear red suspenders?
To keep their pants up. |
Why
do people always say to you, "A penny for your thoughts?"
Because that's all they are worth. |
Why
do postmen carry letters?
Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves. |
Why
do we buy clothes?
Because we can't get them free. |
Why
does a mother carry her baby?
The baby can't carry the mother. |
Why
does a pencil seem heavy when you write with it for a long time?
Because it is full of lead. |
Why
is a fish like a person who talks too much?
Because it doesn't know when to keep its mouth shut. |
Why
is a toupee like a secret?
Because you keep it under your hat. |
Why
is an engaged girl like a telephone?
Because they both have rings. |
Why
shouldn't you put grease on your hair the night before a test?
If you did, everything might slip your mind. |
Why
shouldn't you tell a secret to a pig?
Because he is a squealer. |
Why
should you leave your watch home when you take an aeroplane?
Because time flies anyway. |
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