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What
did one wall say to the other?
"I'll meet you at the corner." |
What
did the bee say to the flower?
"Hello, honey!" |
What
did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
"You are too young to smoke." |
What
did the big watch hand say to the little watch hand?
"Don't go away, I'll be back in an hour." |
What
did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel?
"I'm nuts about you." |
What
did the father tree say to his son?
"You're a chip off the old block." |
What
did the fly say to the flypaper?
"I'm stuck on you." |
What
did the girl squirrel answer back?
"You're nuts so bad yourself." |
What
did the light switch say to the girl?
"You turn me on. " |
What
did the man do when he got a big gas bill?
He exploded. |
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