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General Riddles

What did one wall say to the other?
"I'll meet you at the corner."

What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hello, honey!"

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
"You are too young to smoke."

What did the big watch hand say to the little watch hand?
"Don't go away, I'll be back in an hour."

What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel?
"I'm nuts about you."

What did the father tree say to his son?
"You're a chip off the old block."

What did the fly say to the flypaper?
"I'm stuck on you."

What did the girl squirrel answer back?
"You're nuts so bad yourself."

What did the light switch say to the girl?
"You turn me on. "

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?
He exploded.

General Riddles

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