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Why
do people laugh up their sleeves?
That's where their funny bones are. |
Why
do scientists look for things twice?
Because -they research (re-search) everything. |
Why
do statues and paintings of George Washington always show him
standing?
Because he would never lie. |
Why
is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages. |
Why
shouldn't you believe a father goose?
Because anything he might say is pappaganda (propaganda). |
Why
shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?
Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your
money. |
Why
were the inventors of the aeroplane correct in thinking they
could fly?
Because they were Wright (right). |
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