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What
did the shirt say to the pants?
"Meet me at the clothesline. That's where I hang out. " |
What
did the stocking with the hole say to the shoe?
"Well, I'll be darned!" |
What
did the wig say to the head?
"I've got you covered." |
What
do hill people use to cook their food on?
A mountain range. |
What
do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi (Mrs. Hippie). |
What
do you call someone who carries a dictionary in his jeans?
Smarty pants. |
What
do you get if you cross a squirrel and a kangaroo?
An animal that carries nuts in its pocket. |
What
do you get if you hit a counterfeit penny with a hatchet?
A phony accent (axe cent). |
What
does a dog get when it graduates from dog school?
A pedigree. |
What
does a farmer call a steer that he borrows and has to return?
A stereo (steer he owe). |
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