 |
Real
Groaners! |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
What
is the front part of a geography book?
The table of continents (contents). |
What
kind of clothing does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat. |
What
kind of story is the story about the three little pigs?
A pigtail (pig tale). |
What
kind of truck is always a "he" and never a "she?"
A mail (male) truck. |
What
letter stands for the ocean?
The letter C. |
What
part of a clock is always old?
The second hand. |
What
person can jump higher than a house?
Anyone. A house can't jump. |
What
radio has a crewcut?
A short-wave radio. |
What
should you do when you find Chicago, Ill.?
Call Baltimore, M.D. |
What
Spanish name opens the Star Spangled Banner?
Jose ("Oh, say can you see?") |
|
Real
Groaners! |
|
|
|
|
