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What
two words have thousands of letters in them?
Post office. |
What
would happen if you ate yeast and polish?
You would rise and shine. |
What
would happen if you swallowed your knife and fork?
You would have to eat with your hands. |
What
would you call the life story of a car?
An autobiography. |
What
would you call two bananas?
A pair of slippers. |
When
are people smartest?
During the day, because when the sun shines everything is brighter. |
When
do princes become kings?
Mostly in April, when the rains (reigns) begin. |
When
do the leaves begin to turn?
The night before a test. |
When
do your car's brakes work best?
In the morning when its breakfast (brake fast) time. |
When
is an army like a sales clerk making out a bill?
When it is ready to charge. |
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