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How
do you make an eggroll (egg roll)?
Push it. |
How
do you make Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole. |
How
does a hot dog speak?
Frankly. |
How
is a bell obedient?
It sounds off only when it is told (tolled). |
If you
cross a bee and chopped meat, what do you get?
A humburger. |
If you
cross a cat and a pickle, what do you have?
A picklepuss. |
If you
want to learn how to fight, what book should you read?
A scrapbook. |
What
criminal doesn't take baths?
A dirty crook. |
What
cruel person would sit on a baby?
A baby sitter. |
What
did the apple say to the apple pie?
"You've got some crust." |
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