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When
does a police dog not look like a police dog?
When it is an undercover agent. |
When
is it polite to serve milk in a saucer?
When you feed the cat. |
Where
do tough chickens come from?
From hard-boiled eggs. |
Which
hand should you use to stir tea?
Neither. It is better to use a spoon. |
Who
is Count Dracula's favourite person on a baseball team?
The bat boy. |
Who
supervises children when they play games?
The game warden. |
Why
are Egyptian children good children?
Because they respect their mummies. |
Why
are vampires unpopular?
Because they are a pain in the neck. |
Why
did the elephant wear sunglasses?
With all the silly elephant riddles around, he didn't want to
be recognised. |
Why
did the farmer plant sugar cubes?
Because he wanted to raise cane. |
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