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Why
did the jelly roll?
Because it saw the apple turnover. |
Why
did the little girl eat bullets?
She wanted her hair to grow in bangs. |
Why
did the man hit the clock?
Because the clock struck first. |
Why
did the orchestra have bad manners?
Because it didn't know how to conduct itself. |
Why
do dentists like potatoes?
Because they are so filling. |
Why
do surgeons wear masks during operations?
Because if they make a mistake, no one will know who did it. |
Why
do werewolves do well at school?
Because they give snappy answers. |
Why
is a robber strong?
Because he holds people up. |
Why
is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
If you add 4 and 4, you get 8. |
Why
is mayonnaise never ready?
Because it is always dressing. |
Why
was the invisible mother upset with her invisible child?
Because he was always appearing. |
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