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How do you make a cigarette lighter?
Take out the tobacco.
How do you make notes of stone?
Rearrange the letters.
How is a burning candle like thirst?
A bit of water ends both of them.
How is a pig like a horse?
When a pig is hungry he eats like a horse, and when a horse is hungry he eats like a pig.
How many acorns grow on the average pine tree?
None. Pine trees don't have acorns.
How many beans can you put in an empty bag?
One. After that the bag isn't empty.
How many feet are in a yard?
It depends on how many people are standing in it.
How many sides does a box have?
Two, the inside and the outside.
How many worms make a foot?
Twelve inchworms.
How much dirt is there in a hole exactly one foot deep and one foot across?
None. A hole is empty.
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