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Where
do fish wash themselves?
In the river basin. |
Which
is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one?
An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one. |
Which
is more nourishing, a cow or a shooting star?
A shooting star, because it is meteor (meatier). |
Why
are dogs like trees?
They both have barks. |
Why
are identical twins like a broken alarm clock?
Because they are dead ringers. |
Why
can't it rain for two nights in a row?
Because there is a day between. |
Why
do elephants have trunks?
Because they don't have pockets to put things in. |
Why
do hummingbirds hum?
Because they can't read music. |
Why
do you always start to walk with the right foot first?
Because when you move one foot, the other one is always left-behind. |
Why
do you say that whales talk a lot?
Because they are always spouting off`: |
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