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How
should you treat a baby goat?
Like a kid. |
If an
egg came floating down the Mississippi River, where did it come
from?
From a chicken. |
If April
showers bring May flowers, what do the Mayflowers bring?
Pilgrims. |
If you
had 5 potatoes and had to divide them equally between 3 people,
what should you do?
Mash them first. |
If you
take half from a half dollar, what do you have?
A dollar. |
Is it
better to say, "The yolk of an egg is white," or "The
yolk of an egg are white?"
Neither. An egg yolk is yellow. |
Is it
better to write on a full or on an empty stomach?
Neither. Paper is much better. |
On which
side does a chicken have the most feathers?
On the outside. |
Two
men dig a hole in five days. How many days would it take them
to dig half a hole?
None. You can't dig half a hole. |
What
"bus" crossed the ocean?
Columbus. |
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