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What
do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
A walkie-talkie. |
What
do you get if you cross a chick and a guitar?
A chicken that makes music when you pluck it. |
What
do you get if you cross a clock and a chicken?
An alarm cluck (clock). |
What
do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
A cockapoodledoo. |
What
do you get if you cross a homing pigeon and a woodpecker?
A bird that not only delivers messages, but also knocks on the
door. |
What
does a mummy child call its parents?
Mummy and Deady. |
What
does a person have to know before teaching tricks to a dog?
More than the dog. |
What
goes, "Clomp, clomp, clomp, squish. Clomp, clomp, clomp,
squish?"
An elephant with a wet sneaker. |
What
happened when the Scotsman went to buy clothes?
He got kilt (killed). |
What
happens when a bird flies into a fan?
You get shredded tweet. |
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